That’s when it becomes awkward, because there’s
nothing really to talk about. It’s like, “Yep, I know.”
as “Cannonball,” they know it as “the one about
the bowling ball!” It’s really weird, because I’ve
never done interviews—through the ’90s and
There’s too much for me to do in New York. I just
Title TK, even—where anybody cared that
much about the Pixies. Around here, I was the
get there and do every drug I can get my hands
It’s very collaborative. Can I finish with that? Or
person in the band that did “the song about the
on. I have no idea how to set up a life there—the
else I’ll get in trouble with her.
bowling ball.”
idea of, like, hitting a café and having brunch in
a summer dress, maybe with a hat. I just go there
and go to studios and then hook up with the drug
No. Not musically, anyway. I feel more competitive
dealers. But I don’t do drugs anymore.
toward her husband. Like, if we were playing a
I don’t think either one. Probably Kelley’s drug
game, I’d really like to beat the shit out of him at
that game. Not her; I don’t really care. It’s because
Todd is so fucking competitive, he’ll try to beat
bust. Which is fine, whatever.
me—like with pool or a computer game, anything.
I’ll just want to smash him in the face with it,
because he’ll want to beat me so bad.
No. When I got into music, I never thought any-
Why do you torture me? [Pretends to weep] Yes,
thing I did would sell—ever. Maybe growing up in
Dayton had a lot to do with that, too. You know,
I’m lonely. Yes, I’m single. And yes, I’m childless.
What more do you want? Yeah, of course. But I
a big thing around here is Reba. I got hit pretty
can’t do anything about it. I was married briefly to
hard by Whitesnake and all that stuff. That was
a nice guy, but he wouldn’t quit dating. Awkward.
before the Internet, when I got music passed to me
on cassette. My sister knew somebody who lived
You know, when the Pixies were in Japan a few
years ago, a guy asked me, “Why don’t you do
on the coast, and I knew somebody who lived in
solo stuff?” He was annoyed, I think, by this whole
England. That’s how I first heard James Blood
Breeders, Amps, and then back to the Breeders-but-
Not a whole lot. I was busy. I read this article on a
Ulmer and the Undertones. Since Dayton’s not a
port town or a coastal town, there’s not a lot of
with-a-different-lineup thing. Maybe not annoyed,
more just confused. You know, why don’t I just
plane, in, like, Newsweek, about women breaking
through the glass ceiling in business. It was an
different types of music, so anything I did, nobody
go solo? It makes me nauseous thinking about it.
editorial where she was saying, “I have regrets, and
had the slightest interest in, and I never expected
[Whispers] “Kim Deal.” I don’t know, I like bands.
one is that I waited so long and I’m now childless.”
“Ic’m waormejeea arl nodu mescaitsh kiioa nnt gsgtu hIedys midwhh dao invnemeca r.hd Iile nderteehdneaasna wdmifeae.”
It reminds me of a Roy Lichtenstein shirt: “Oh my
God, I forgot to have a baby!” Well, I was in my
early 30s when I read this, and I thought, “Note to
self: Got it. Won’t let that happen.” And here I am.
No, I felt like I was available. I don’t know. Maybe
it’s because I look like a guy—it’s true! You
them to. I came to understand that I simply do
And I used to have no problem going out with an
know, they like girly-girl people, for real, and I
can’t—I’m just like, whatever, friend zone is cool.
not have it in me ever to do anything that will be of
acoustic guitar and playing out three sets with my
any interest to these people. And I feel really good
sister. But I’m sick of it. I like bands.
about that. When me and Kelley first started play-
ing, guys here wouldn’t play with us, because it’s
It used to. Now it’s just too damn late. But in the
not cool to have a girl onstage in a rock situation.
I think somebody has to be really good to be solo
late ’90s, it was really bothering me. I was using a
And to tell you the truth, I actually had never seen a
girl in a rock situation who did that well. I guess the
at something. I mean really good. Remember,
lot of drugs. You know, I think I was available, but
Pretenders did well, and that was cool. Blondie—
this is Dayton—there have been a lot of fucking
singer/songwriters around for years. And they’ll
maybe I wasn’t. Obviously. But I’m really jealous
that guys making the same career decisions I
but she was a singer, she actually never played. I
play at the drop of a hat for ya, for a really long
made find themselves with children running
didn’t really care about the frontperson; I liked the
playing. Talking Heads—[Tina Weymouth] played.
time. Please, if I ever do that, shoot me in the face.
I guess I could if I did it like [’70s singer/actor] Mac
around their house and a woman making them
dinner: “Honey, no, you go work. You’re an artist,
But in Dayton, there wasn’t a lot of that.
Davis. There was a Mac Davis variety TV show, and
that’s what you do. You’re a poet.” Sometimes I
at the end, he’d sit in the middle of the crowd and
think I need a wife.
yell out things like “Green!” and somebody else
would yell out “Hat!” and right there, he’d have
to make a song about a green hat. He would do
verses, and they would usually be amusing. So
No. I’ve got my ’ 95 Volvo out there, and I’ve had this
Very well. The people who knew the music were
never creepy, because they were like, “Oh my
I would be a variety-show person. Do you think
people would enjoy watching that for an hour?
house. We were just going to do a few shows, and
we were out for fucking years. I think it’s over now.
God, I loved it when you did that la la la thing,” and
you know what they’re talking about because it’s
always about something. The weird ones, they’re
not actually fans, they’re just fans of celebrity—the
It was so cool. People were so excited we were
there they were freaking out. Young kids—for the
It’s great that somebody even likes the song, or
first time, girls actually came to the show. They
idea that I might be in a magazine: “Oh my God!”
any song I’ve ever done. They don’t even know it
knew every song.
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